Sunday, November 21, 2010

The Ill-Made Mute by Cecilia Dart-Thornton

I thought this book was super frustrating. I was really excited to read it based on the description of it and it started out well. There are soooo many amazing elements in this book:
  • Winged, flying horses that walk on the clouds with the help of these cool magnetic-y horseshoes.
  • Ditto -magnetic-y pirate ships that fly through the air.
  • the protagonist is a mute foundling, face scarred beyond recognition with no memory of how he/she came to be this way, no memory of the past.
  • he/she was raised as a boy, only to discover early on in the book that she is in fact a girl.
  • these crazy, awesome "unstorms" where some kind of magnetic or electric disturbances cause people to feel either extreme fear or extreme elation. Crazy things happen during unstorms -- pictures of scenes long past appear in mid-air, psychedelic colors whirl around the forest...
  • Wights. The entire wilderness of this world is populated by mythical creatures that run from helpful to mischievous to truly dangerous.
What's really frustrating is that with all these amazing and interesting elements, none of them is ever treated with any depth. Early on we learn that the foundling has a strange talent for calming the eotaurs (the winged horses). Do we ever hear of this again? Nope. Just an interesting, unrelated fact. When the heroine discovers she is in fact a she, one might think this would be a huge revelation? Perhaps it would be explored? Nope. She thinks about it for a page or so and then just kind of starts wearing dresses. And the wights -- oh my god -- the fricking wights! At first it's cool, these wights are interesting supernatural creatures, but there are soooooo many of them. The structure of this book is as follows:
  1. a little bit of the main plot happens on a page or two
  2. wade through 10 pages of random adventures with wights that don't relate to the main plot.
  3. Repeat.
  4. almost ready to throw the book down from boredom...
  5. a little bit of information on the plot or characters, sucked back in!
  6. 50 pages of random wights.
  7. Repeat, repeat....
  8. Fabio appears. Literally. The main character's love interest is Fabio, complete with neverending descriptions of his flowing, glinting hair (I'm not kidding) and a spirit animal (a hawk) that is his traveling companion.
  9. More fricking wights.
  10. One page of resolution and a cliff-hanger.
I mean, I liked the main plot a lot, maybe I'll try to read the next book in the trilogy at some point, because I really do want to know what happens next and to find out the answers to the main character's mysterious past. But don't start reading this if you don't want be really bored 90% of the time.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Yertle the Turtle and Other Stories by Dr. Seuss


This is a classic for me. King Yertle is quite the expressive anti-hero, commanding his subjects to become a living throne for him. Soon he even yells at the moon, just like Buzz Aldrin and Liz Lemon. Mack's burp is like the butterfly flapping it's wings across the world and then...Yertle is King of the Mud and Poof! Instant Democracy! It's a timeless tale.

The second story is that of Gertrude McFuzz. She is a girl bird so of course the conflict in this story has to do with being pretty and vanity. Gertrude gets hers, but she's happy in the end. It's all good. As a kid, I never noticed that funny part where the female character is in a story like this, while all the others are of course assumed to be dudes. Oh well.

The last story is The Big Brag, where a bear and a rabbit are put in their place by a snarky worm. I liked this one too, but I think Yertle is still the best.

I can't help it, but I love poems that rhyme, so Dr. Seuss will always be tip-top in my book.

Guardians of Ga'Hoole Book 1: The Capture by Kathryn Lasky


This is the first book in the Guardians of Ga'Hoole series. It's all about OWLS! Soren is a barn owl who is kidnapped from his nest in the first few weeks of his life. He's taken to a strange place, a colony of owls hidden deep in a canyon. The owls hardly seem like owls. They have been cut off from everything that owls love, like the moon, the sky, and the hope of flying free. They eat strange foods and do strange things. Soren and his new friend Gylfie know that something evil is going on and that they have to escape. But first they'll have to do something they've never done before--fly. Can they learn without parents to help them? Will they be able to escape? Or will they fail in their first flight and be put so deep in the canyon that they'll never be free?

This book is a little like Watership Down with owls. But not nearly so enthralling. I'll probably pick up the next one, but I didn't love it so much that I'd commit to the whole series.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen

Jane Austen’s first novel tells the story of two sisters—Elinor and Marianne Dashwood—who are contrasted by the two concepts in the title. Elinor--aligned with Sense—is characterized by a sensitive intelligence, patience, good manners, and attention to propriety that allows her to negotiate society and the world for her family. She is highly sensitive to the idea that polite, elegant people almost never speak their true thoughts. Marianne, younger by two years, is aligned with Sensibility and does not believe in hiding one’s feelings. She is ruled by strong, passionate emotions that lead her to make sweeping statements about beauty and grandeur, and to be occasionally rude to her friends because of her unwillingness to filter or dilute her thoughts before she speaks them.

At the beginning of the story, Elinor, Marianne and their mother and younger sister are impoverished by their father’s death and the ungenerosity of their stepbrother and his wife, despite a deathbed promise to support the Dashwood women. John Dashwood and his selfish wife start off the cast of ridiculous Austen characters that populate this book. The Dashwood women remove to a distant cottage where they can live within their means and meet a new cast of friends, who are more kind, but equally ridiculous as John and Fanny Dashwood. Unlike Pride and Prejudice, where these ridiculous characters are consciously amusing the intelligent Bennets, in Sense and Sensibility these ridiculous characters are frustrating to Marianne and wearisome for Elinor. But because they are poor, they do not have a choice in who their friends are for the most part.

Early in the novel, Elinor and Marianne are both set up with young men whom they are in love with, but of course are prevented from marrying conveniently. Elinor’s love interest, Edward, is prevented from pursuing her because he is financially dependent on his mother and, as we later learn, has been previously engaged to the wily Lucy Steele. Marianne falls in love with Willoughby early in the novel. The two share the same strong passions and are wildly in love. But Willoughby turns out to be the proverbial libertine, prevented from marrying Marianne by his past indiscretions and his need to marry rich in order to support his greed and extravagance. He breaks her heart, sending the high-strung and tempestuous heroine into a downward spiral and a type of nervous breakdown. Elinor’s disappointment with Edward is experienced privately though perhaps no less wrenchingly.

One interesting section of the introduction that I ran across is this: “Austen suggests that the most dangerous thing for women is to reveal themselves and to assume that they will be understood and valued. All they have of their own is an ability to safeguard a realm of privacy, a place of no access—metaphorically demonstrated by Elinor’s screens. But this lesson, like everything else in Austen’s world, threatens to break down; Elinor can’t keep up her façade of tranquility in parts of the novel, and her constant self-policing leads to resentment, anger, and depression.”

I find it interesting that this concept of a woman’s need to screen herself, to set up a barrier between her true thoughts and the outside world as a sort of protection is so prominent in this, Austen’s first novel. Marianne’s unwillingness to screen eventually almost kills her, where Elinor’s skillful screening keeps her safe, but leads to dissatisfaction, unhappiness and bitterness. In this light, even after they are happily married at the end of her novels, there is no true happiness possible for Austen’s women.

Austen declares in her first published work--subtly and while outwardly saying the opposite--that there is no real winning for women in her world. I’m often confronted with anti-feminist ideas in Austen’s work. After all, the female characters spend most of their time speculating about this man or that and spending all their energy trying to get into marriages in which they will be subordinate to husbands, and likely die in childbirth. (Austen herself, interestingly, never married and turned down at least one proposal.)

What this suggests to me is that Austen's novels are perhaps artfully disguised as cleverly crafted will-they/won't-they plots between aristocrats. You can be entertained with her surface plots and characters. There is enough there to amuse. But for those who would begin to pull back the layers of protection that she builds around herself, her heroines, and the deeper ideas of her novels, they may see something very different. As the introduction concludes: “Austen explores the layers subtly covering…the inarticulate, intangible disquiet that haunts drawing rooms and country houses…Even in its unsatisfying conclusion, Sense and Sensibility leaves one thing intact: The bond between Elinor and Marianne is ultimately more restorative than any romance or happy ending.”

Work Cited:

Engel, Laura. Introduction. Sense and Sensibility. By Jane Austen. New York: Barnes & Noble Classics, 2003. Print.